Best Defenseman in Adult Hockey League, voted by teammates, 4 seasons in a row.
Highest rank achieved on NHL 20 video game.
Best Hair, Fremont High School, 2011.
Fastest piggy-back ride, according to my 3-year old cousin.
Biggest BS'er, as decided by dad.
Loudest crying during Disney movies, as described by girlfriend.
Quickest to notice cat hair on clothes, as shamed by girlfriend's mom.